kingmavenc:

Me @ Evangeline in Red Queen:

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Me @ Evangeline in War Storm:

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Well, i found a piece of writing on my memory stick that is from about 2011, meaning that this is from around 7 years ago. This is probably the shittest thing i have ever written bearing in mind i was quite young. So here it is, why not put it online:

“Stella, what do you want to do for you birthday?” Mum asked as I walked into the kitchen to get some breakfast.

“I’m not sure, maybe a sleepover?”

“Hmm, ok.” Mum replied, but I knew that she really meant ‘no’. I went up to my room to play ‘horses’ with Megan, my little sister. She looks so cute when she’s in her witch outfit for Halloween, which has already passed but she still wears it basically every other day.

Anyway, that was a week ago, now I’m at the train station to meet my best mate Frankie.

“Stelllllaaaa!” She ran out of the train with her arms out wide. She can make anything fun, even detention. Dad took us to the café then. There was a dog outside when we arrived, Jamie shouted “DOGGIE!” while Jake shouted “Woof! Woof!” It was so embarrassing. When we finally went in Dad took Jamie outside to look at the dog, mum said “Could you guys look after Jake and Megan while I nip to the loo?”

“Yeh sure” I said.

“Happy to help” Frankie smiled. When mum nipped to the loo, Jake shouted “Mummy!” after her, as if she was abandoning him. So mum came back, picked him up and took him with her.

“Stella” Frankie said.

“Yeh” I answered”.

“You know we’ve been a bit quite since you moved…”

“Yeah”

“Well, I’m sorry I’m the one to say this but it’s because of Seb.”

I chocked on my drink. Was he seeing someone else? Just then I thought about joking that had he been abducted by aliens but I thought against it.

“He’s…He’s…He’s been seeing someone.”

I chocked on my drink again. How could he? Then mum came back.

“Are you two all right?”

“Fine” We both replied.

“I guess I should go and find your father.”

So when mum disappeared once more I asked,

“So who is Seb going out with?”

“Me” Frankie said quietly.

Wow what a great story. I am internally cringing.

auntie-christ-ine:

parseltonquinq:

classicantics:

sleepyysalamiri:

caffeinepants:

yourjacketisnowdry:

tawghasa:

bookavid:

devilrie:

- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione
- everything draco does ever
- calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms”
- calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc
- colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image
- shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow
- [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey
- every single cat is professor mcgonagall

why

- POTTER

- ever since snape’s “bottle fame, brew fortune” speech students just go on and on with it - “flambé success, bake brilliance” “Can you tutor me in charms?” “TUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTÉ EXCELLENCE.”

- [random object] is totally a hufflepuff

- remember that game where someone yells “SHATNER” and you have to overact? same thing except it’s “TRELAWNEY” and you have to use whatever you’re holding to make a ludicrous prediction

- a more popular variation is “LOCKHART” to make up a pompous story about using whatever you’re holding to drive the [monster] out of [town]

- calling hippogriffs “leggy birbs”

- “Our beloved headmaster Albert Dumpsterfire/Aqueous Disillusionment/Aberdeen Decapitation…”

- shitty incantations ( “The Graying Hair Charm? Make-me-bloody-ancient-osia.” )

reblogging for albert dumpsterfire xD

-the dumbledore one, except you keep adding incorrect names, like albert pensive wallace herbert richard flamingo sherbet tango luthor…

-*peeves appears* IT DAT BOI

-”i’d rather be petrified”

-”so a shack gets to scream and it’s all normal and haunted, but when i do it i’m disturbing class and a nuisance”

I will sell my soul for all of this in a fic

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smurflewis:

smurflewis:

smurflewis:

smurflewis:

smurflewis:

Today I walk into work and there are a ton of people in my building and it’s kind of a mess and everyone is talking and I sort of just blurt out:

“Man, it’s a zoo in here!”

Everyone stopped and looked at me as though I had 2 heads.

Then I realized.

I work at a zoo.

Update: my boss was talking about how he was really excited for an entire week of vacation and was wondering what he should do, so I looked him dead in the eye and told him, with a straight face,

“You should visit the local Zoo, I heard it’s really nice.”

Under pain of death I am no longer allowed to make any zoo related jokes.

Part three: I was cleaning the squirrel monkeys and one of them kept trying to climb up me so I sort of just yelled

“WILL YOU STOP MONKEYING AROUND??”

I forgot my boss was in the next room and he walked and just glared at me

Another update:

I was in the reptile house and one of the new interns looked like they needed some help grabbing a snake so I just blurted out:

“Let me slither on over there and help”

They actually appreciated the pun XD

So I’m in the kangaroo yard and my boss says “they need more water, hop to it.” And I kind of look at him not sure if he said that on purpose but he looks back with such horror and just whispers “I hope you’re happy” and walks away.

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shitslytherinssay:

Shit Slytherins Say on Valentines Day: #5

Instead of Valentines Day, we should have a second Halloween.

grand-tournesol:

***=the playlist has gold/platinum/gem status on 8tracks

1. Study Music – bookworkdkf

• I just recently discovered this playlist and I have found it to be really good background music. I was not at all distracted by the music when doing my homework/studying. 
  
• It has 9 tracks and is classical music. 

2. The Sunday Anatomist – caaRoe***

• This is my go to playlist for when I am intensely studying or doing harder homework. 
  
• It has 18 tracks on it and it is all classical music. I also just love the cover for the playlist.

3.  For Rainy Nights Like These – Paidron***

• Unlike the previous playlists, this one is jazz. I find it is a nice change, if I get tired of listening to classical while studying. It is also really good for reading (if you can read and listen to singing at the same time)
• It has 22 tracks and is just a beautiful, calming playlist. 

4. For Those Days – bulletsandarrows***

• This is a really good playlist for studying when it is rainy outside or you are feeling gloomy. I usually do homework or read while listening to this instead of studying, but it is just my personal preference.
  
• This is a 29 track playlist and is a very chill, calm playlist with musicians like Ben Howard. I would say it is definetly leaning towards the indie genre. 

5. To Tame the Raging Seas – ourmountainsound***

• So I think that this playlist is gorgeous and I am incredibly in love with it! Like a few of the other playlists it has a very relaxed vibe, and is not classical. Plus the artwork is amazing for the cover.
  
• It is a 22 track playlist that has a very ambient feel. It is not at all distracting so I find that it is perfect for studying, reading, and doing homework. I WOULD PAY FOR THIS PLAYLIST

6.  I don’t know if you’ll listen to this voicemail, but its 2am and I miss you. – p.laintshirt***

• I like to listen to this playlist while doing homework and reading. I get a bit distracted while listening to it because I love the songs in it so much. (plus the cover is a picture of Harry Styles…what’s not to love?)
  
• It has 13 tracks and is a more chill/alternative playlist. I don’t know I just really love this playlist

7.  pour vos études – esehl***

• I listen to this playlist a lot when I’m doing my French homework or studying for French because…it is in French! 
  
• It is an indie playlist, in French, with 15 tracks. 
  

8. autumn – KelsieHenderson***

• Autumn is another playlist that is great for studying on a rainy day/when you are in a gloomy mood. It gives me coffee shop vibes when I listen to it, but that may be because I’m always at coffee shops. 
  
• It is a 12 track singer/songwriter, indie, acoustic playlist.

blasquezza:

calledchaos:

marxism-sjwism:

bitchycode:

It’s HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It’s the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble.

straight people are in the notes arguing with this

It’s not “queer to hell”. Is “straight to hell”.

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severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet:

sirius after his first day at hogwarts: i’ve only known remus lupin one day, but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

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